cock juggling thunder cuck

A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad

A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do

by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

Ass Juggler

someone that will jiggle peoples own ass too much.

He really is a Ass Juggler.

by Thomas Scottass March 29, 2022

midnight juggler

Dodgy character after a few beverages.

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.

by “Downtown” November 13, 2022

Dirty Juggs

A Dirty Juggs is when you drink white claws off of a chicks tits like a luge, followed by taking a 5hr energy shot directly at 9pm. Then after tossing her salad, you proceed to eat a salad as a post sex snack.

This dude I know pulls a Dirty Juggs every Friday always on schedule.

by Kilosideburns June 20, 2023

Dick juggler

A whorish woman who has a certain rotation of men (usually the same ones) that she fuck's.

I myself am occasionally a cock dick juggler.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023