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Jordan

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!
by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019
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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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Jordan

very odd person, massive cock, loves to draw, and sub par at volley ball, almost always single.
girl 1: Jordan is such a nice guy and have seen his artwork

girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive
by Ayuwoki December 6, 2021
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lil jordan

Lil Jordan is the most gangster person alive. It would be hard to find someone with more of a hood background. You want him on your side in a fight
Friend: Let’s go fight those jerks.

You: No way bro, they look like lil Jordan’s
by Hawksfan619 January 1, 2019
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jordan jinks

idk, you prolly hate him. hes just a fruit looking for his salad..
im am him, he is me. i am jordan jinks
by jyynnxx August 23, 2021
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Jordan

Is that a Jordan? What Bullshit.
by HWeebGamer May 8, 2019
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Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.
Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch
by oneonetmk September 5, 2023
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