Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

by deathfordough June 10, 2013

ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.

Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!

by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019

Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders

I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass

by RomanianRammerDylan July 8, 2019

Ass Charmed

The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.

Also see: Boob-Wooed

"I am NOT boob-wooed!"

"Then maybe you're ass charmed."

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011

ripp ass

1) a mixutre between getting ripped on resin, kief, and blunt roaches all mixed up and rolled into a ball an smoked outta a bowl....it tastes soooo fuckin bad but after a few hits you wont even give a flying fuck about the taste...or the smell...which kinda smells like definition #2...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")


2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...

1) "hey man wanna ripp sum ass w me"

"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."

2) fuck man did u just ripp ass

by [e-mail] August 3, 2008