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bacon

if you have just looked up bacon, shame on you.
bacon is the best man
by rosiegreenx July 18, 2012
mugGet the baconmug.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"
That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!
by lispytriz April 27, 2019
mugGet the cooking with baconmug.

National Bacons Day

Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.
Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3
by m2q1ox June 4, 2021
mugGet the National Bacons Daymug.

Bacon

THE #1 MEANING OF A PIGIES LIFE
JESUS CHRISST DAT BACON
by That cool huy December 16, 2013
mugGet the Baconmug.

Bacon Hugs

Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.
Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗
by The Original Tankboy August 23, 2018
mugGet the Bacon Hugsmug.

Stranger Bacon

When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!
by Young Jamal May 23, 2017
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