basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018

Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017

Human

Just another animal intelligent enough to to make things difficult

There goes Lori again… being a dramatic human

by MillieJayne July 31, 2022

Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

human nymph

A human spawn over the age of four, but under the age of ten.

Damn, these fucking human nymphs are getting on my damn nerves, running around and screaming about minecraft and ROBLOX !!!

by coughplehgm June 30, 2017

Human Fentipede

A group or line of individuals who are under the effects or influence or narcotics such as fentanyl.

“I was driving through skid row in Downtown LA and saw a bunch of people on fentanyl standing in perfect line and thought: wow.. the human fentipede.”

by RIPInfamousGhostline March 17, 2025

human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet

Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human

by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019