the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel

ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

the food network by forever a nerd January 8, 2011

Mexican't Food

The feeling to go out with your friends for Mexican food, yet not want to eat anything there.

Steve : Dude, just order a taco or something. I'll buy.

Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.

Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.

Mexican't Food by Could+Be+Racist September 14, 2010

name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food 

You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food by Sudo Nim? June 11, 2018

Safety Food 

safe·ty food

n. pl. safe·ty foods

The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.

I was totally broke but located some safety food in my desk drawer.

Safety Food by Deb_in_NH May 10, 2005

best food 

piz·za
ˈpētsə/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.

"What topping would you like for your best food?"
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."

best food by Aesthetic.Pizza November 30, 2014

Airplane food 

A light meal to eat while flying to your destination. Nobody knows what the deal with it is.

Hey, man. What’s the deal with airplane food?
I don’t know. What’s the deal with airplane food?

Airplane food by CoolCatUD November 16, 2019

comfort food 

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

comfort food by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004