a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.
Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!
by erdlev August 13, 2008
Similar to word vomit but in written electronic form. Rambling in an email that you send to friends, family, or coworkers. The email usually contains no pertinent information; instead it is full of random facts or stream-of-consciousness musings that can be either entertaining or completely insane.
Sam: "Sorry for the weird e-mail last night. I kind of e-vomited."
Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."
Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."
by tarzannie March 05, 2009
the particular burden of obligation as it pertains to updating Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, blogs, etc.
by Giorgioooooo November 26, 2008
a stuffed animal that has all the stuffing taken out of it so that candy kids and ravers can put candy, candy jewelry,anything else they need,and of course ectasy inside of it.
by Kayla S. September 19, 2007
"Jerome was grounded by his mom for atleast a month after that incident with his feminist aunt"
"Oh my, really? What did he do?"
"He used the E-Word"
"Oh my, really? What did he do?"
"He used the E-Word"
by HighFunctioningLobotomite January 28, 2019
When an item is too expensive to legally buy due to it being a brand name or trademarked, but available to buy on the internet from another country for a lot less money.
After buying a usually expensive authentic jersey online
(Person 1) Hey man that's a sweet authentic Pujols jersey. What was it like 200 bones?
(Person 2) Nah man, I bought this online e-legally from China. Just cutting out the middle man. 40 bucks. Run and tell that!
(Person 1) Hey man that's a sweet authentic Pujols jersey. What was it like 200 bones?
(Person 2) Nah man, I bought this online e-legally from China. Just cutting out the middle man. 40 bucks. Run and tell that!
by gophils February 09, 2011
Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the homosexual variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-fagging these hot gays
b1: whos that hot fag over there
b2: i know he is friends with 'Neil Patrick Harris'
b1: excellent i shall e fag 'Neils' friends.
boy 2: ahh just e-fagging these hot gays
b1: whos that hot fag over there
b2: i know he is friends with 'Neil Patrick Harris'
b1: excellent i shall e fag 'Neils' friends.
by Fetus_Juicer October 09, 2011