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Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017
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Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
by jbleezy April 12, 2015
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history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012
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bungee dumping

When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.
Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.
by teddybearslayer102 December 11, 2015
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miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
by smokindicks April 27, 2023
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