Depression is usually caused by video games and sleeping. This should be cured by screaming at the child until their ears bleed and giving them tons of homework.
by flyingquail100 January 02, 2021
by DefinitionQueen May 17, 2019
Not doing anything that you used to like because you find it boring/exhausting. Being bored a lot and sometimes just sad
Guy 1: hey are you coming to the party later tonight?
Guy2: nah I don't want to
Guy1: oh is it your depression again?
Guy2: yeah
Guy2: nah I don't want to
Guy1: oh is it your depression again?
Guy2: yeah
by E1$ie May 23, 2021
Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).
Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019
one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
by Deep dolphin October 16, 2020
12 Year Old Girl: I have depression! I’m so sad!
Person Online: No you don’t.
12 Year Old Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person Online: No you don’t.
12 Year Old Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by cloud is cool March 01, 2021