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Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up
Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021
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money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.
Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!
by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009
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depression tear

When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.
"Nathan is a depression tear"

"Yea he's always crying"
by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017
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French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.
Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!
by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019
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Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)
“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”
by smolbandito December 15, 2018
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Depression

It is the worst feeling possible!! Your feel empty and emotionless inside, and there is noway to fix it. You can see everyone around your breathing, but you can't physicaly breath yourself. Everyone is constantly telling you how colorful the world, but I'm colorblind. Yes, this is how I feel right now. Left alone. Depression. When I say I am tired, I mean that I am tired of feeling empty.
Kamile is depressed.

She suffers from depression.

Girl One: "That girl, Kamile, she is depressed..."

Girl Two: "We shoukd remind her of how colorful the world is!"

Girl One: "She can't see it if we tried..."

Kamile: *hangs her head low, she is tired of living
by Xx.Sickness.xX December 16, 2018
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Depression

Ugh. I'm so done.depression sucks.
by Smilingontheoutside February 8, 2019
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