christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass

You are a Christmas cow

by Gd9870 December 11, 2018

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

Cow plow

When another women or girl is having sexual intercourse with your man

Hey , heard Steve cow plowed Stacy

by Juebene August 6, 2017

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids

I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .

by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018

Space cow

Feeling lost and lonely and out of place. Like you don't belong

Little timmy says his mood today is like a space cow

by Brisimmnerd February 20, 2019

Cow tipping

It’s where you go and push over a cow and fuck it in the ass until it shits itself Beastiality

Me and my brother went cow tipping and got a good fuck!

by Tyrone the lawyer March 9, 2019