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by Lil pingu March 25, 2018
The captain of a highly regarded administration team. She is famous for the quote "My Team" and uses this where possible. She is a very hard working team captain and wears an arm band similar to soccer players to show who the captain of the side is.
Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.
Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.
by Wholian Assange March 23, 2011
When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 15, 2021
Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
by ButFuggle April 16, 2020
Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025