Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017

Canadian corn

Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after

Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn

by Mayonnaise.28 August 31, 2022

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019

Canadian Rubik’s Cube

A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

by Dalton and Zach September 7, 2022