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Brandon

A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
Look it’s Brandon kissing that guy, it smells so bad.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
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brandon castillo

hes a wonderful person. he has a big heart and deserves the world. he may have some short attention spans but he will listen to you always. he is always gonna be there for you unless you do something he doesn’t like. he don’t like when you do shit he don’t like.
by unicornmazer June 19, 2023
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Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.
Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon
by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023
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Brandon

"hey brandon you fat fuck"
by hunkem June 25, 2023
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Brandon

if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.
girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp
by The girl Brandon fucked June 26, 2023
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The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
by R3ZIT June 30, 2023
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Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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