by ryan* January 31, 2008
Get the smoke monkey bowlmug. by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020
Get the Camilla Parker Bowles Piercingmug. An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
Get the corn eyed bowl chokermug. Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".
"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017
Get the thicker than a bowl of oatmealmug. That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.
by Flakey July 18, 2007
Get the bowl from the pavilion endmug. After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.
by Doombot October 21, 2003
Get the Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowlmug. Chef pee pee: you I’m gonna put some Mac n cheese in your bowl Junior: AAAAHHHH PUT IT IN MY BOWL DADDY
by Thanos69 November 17, 2020
Get the put it in my bowl daddymug.