by Dookiebird April 13, 2021
Get the Dookie birdmug. You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.
Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009
Get the Bird Missilemug. When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️
This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️
This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!
Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”
Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!
Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!
by Champagne Pappy June 11, 2019
Get the Knocking Birdmug. by show bird December 22, 2015
Get the show birdmug. An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.
Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Example #1
person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"
Example #2
bobbing bird
Example #3
when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"
Example #2
bobbing bird
Example #3
when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012
Get the Bird Facingmug. by applejumbo July 16, 2016
Get the vacant birdmug. Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
by MyMom January 24, 2013
Get the bird-arsemug.