blow this juke joint

To leave a place with bad vibes.

"Hey tuts, why don't you lose the dead weight so we can blow this juke joint!?"

by flyboi1 December 16, 2008

blowing someone off

To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off

I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"

by Badboy327 June 29, 2014

Alaskan Blow- whole

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.

I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

by ennik .S relyt January 31, 2009

Blow My Day

Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.

"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"

"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."

"Fuck, blow my day!"

by goodgirlgonebad December 23, 2009

Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.

My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022

Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 24, 2018