A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.
Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
by Miggles February 7, 2015
Get the alabama straightmug. When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.
by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018
Get the Alabama Sanchezmug. When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
Get the alabama damp towelmug. One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the Alabama Nut Standmug. I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom
by The Garlic Knight June 3, 2022
Get the alabama driftmug. The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Busdrivermug. by Kellz72 November 5, 2023
Get the Alabama three waymug.