Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
Zack is an Alabama Asshat
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
When your girlfriend gives you the best handjob ever using two hands like she’s churning butter. Southern style.
by ReggieAM March 29, 2022
Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out”
“Nice.”
“Nice.”
by Bitchintiddies January 08, 2018
by Hickdoodle69 June 01, 2019
When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
by dirtybison November 18, 2021
When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 17, 2024