Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Peeling ass

A sexual postion involving a boiled egg and 2 litres of Pepsi max

Last night I was peeling ass

by Ass peeler 69 October 20, 2015

harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015

kissy ass

A certain individual who kiss ass and begs it to get attention.
A wet yute who will do anything to fit in even snake his own guys, defo a virgin defo got a 3 incher.

.yo julia got a fat back uno i been chattin to her all day

bro shes clapped you just a kissy ass

by skengdzo June 2, 2021

Ass Biter

In one fell swoop, the act of flipping someone and then taking a chomp with your teeth on that ass

Jess went on a date with Brad. At the end of the date Brad goes in for a kiss and then turns full ass biter in a matter of seconds.

by Pacmanny April 10, 2019