Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 14, 2020

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 20, 2015

Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

by BigrooNutz September 24, 2020

kissy ass

A certain individual who kiss ass and begs it to get attention.
A wet yute who will do anything to fit in even snake his own guys, defo a virgin defo got a 3 incher.

.yo julia got a fat back uno i been chattin to her all day

bro shes clapped you just a kissy ass

by skengdzo June 02, 2021

ass tab

Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.

I need some ass tab.

by Ass tab king January 03, 2018