The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.
by odomin8 May 20, 2020
Get the Horny manmug. When a woman farts in a sitting or side-lying position, and the fart bubble creeps up the front of the perineum and is eaten by the vagina. The vagina eagerly engulfs the fart mimicking Pac-Man. Sometimes this air is expelled at a later time in the form of a queef.
by RaunchyRN September 10, 2015
Get the Pac-Manmug. by lovebeachgirl May 15, 2016
Get the rambling manmug. A project done by a male at the work place that makes the male feel especialy masculine! When the project is completed the male then must proclaim is masculinity by announcing the completion of his fantastic man project to everybody within ears reach!
The item check microphone was broken, so Mike decided to use this chance to proclaim his masculinity by making a man project out of the fixing of the microphone!
Way to go Mike you are masculine!
Way to go Mike you are masculine!
by Chad22 December 14, 2008
Get the MAN PROJECTmug. Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.
Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.
Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.
Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009
Get the man-poochmug. Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!
Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!
Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!
Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!
Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!
Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!
by Mario_man October 16, 2019
Get the Mario Manmug. by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007
Get the Man Tangmug.