Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 14, 2023
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rafan's virginity

yes, rafan's virginity exists
by im maaad gae August 25, 2022
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MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck
JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*
by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020
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Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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Virgin Snake

A species of snake with little or no penis.
by merciivy October 01, 2020
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Holly Virgin

Holly is a nice virgin mother, a natural christian at their finessed. She is a meme expert, one might say she is a meme herself. Holly usually has naturally blonde hair with blue or green eyes but occasionally dyes her hair. Holly has multiple friends, some may go by the names of ' Jae ' or ' Ay '. You do not want to mess with a Holly, as she is capable of being a petty one. Hollys are often found as 13 year olds or younger. She loves to hang her friends, and has multiple lovers that could go by the name of ' Lam ' or ' John Cena. I would know all of this because I myself am a Holly. We love animals, and are complete daddis.
person: I wish I were a Holly virgin!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
by thewiseeagle December 02, 2018
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Virgin belly flop

Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
by grandpooba May 26, 2011
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