fuck shit nigger dick balls

Extreme displeasure or anger

FUCK SHIT NIGGER DICK BALLS MY COMPUTER GOT HIT WITH A SLUDGEHAMMER

by Adremalek October 20, 2008

Fuck the owner day n'2

Fuck the owner day number 2 for who missed the first one

I missed the first fuck the owner day, but ill be part of fuck the owner day n'2

by SoTuttoIo December 18, 2020

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

by Igibi October 3, 2007

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

by elle renae June 16, 2010

well fuck me running

showing emotion

going down the steps and falling on your ass!!

by Brittany November 28, 2003

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?

i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

by lalai'm asian May 16, 2010