lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.

I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.

by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024

your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die

despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit

by markoii April 2, 2022

Your Mother

Sean Connery's insult to Alex Trebek on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy

Alex: Sean Connery in the lead with -17000$
Sean: That is what your mother said last night

by ThatWinnipegerTanjeen April 13, 2021

SON GOKU SLAMS YOUR FAV VERSE

The anime character "Son Goku" slams your favorite verse

My favorite character is o- IS HE GOKUVERSAL THOUGH? W-what? SON GOKU SLAMS YOUR FAV VERSE

by RudeDude731 August 25, 2025

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021