Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

burning your dick

The act of jacking off with icy hot

You're burning your dick

by Jace Teck December 12, 2016

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

ask your crush out day

it’s august 20th you now what that means ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY!!

John: aye you now what day it is

Emily: wait what day is it?

John: it’s august 20th

Emily: what’s happens today?

John: ask your crush out day!

Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

Is Your hood up?

“Is Your hood up” a phrase used by homosexual men as an excuse to talk to another man they think is attractive. Also asking if your hard already he’s willing to suck it.

A gay man comes out of a bar after a couple drinks he sees a handsome man sitting minding his own business and would like to suck that man’s dick so he walks up and goes “ hey is your hood up?”

by anonymous June 3, 2025