Dick

A sausage, mostly made out of male animals. After it’s prepared it mostly gets covered in pussy (a kind of tight bag to keep food warm) and is mostly edible afterwards.

Ellie: Jules, can I eat your dick?
Jules: Sure, Ellie, let me take it out of my mom’s pussy first.

by Eheheheehhh November 13, 2023

Dick

A dick can also be referring to a clip of a gun as big as a dick used by NLE choppa

NLE choppa: glizzly got a beam and it came wit a dick (no homo

Person: I didn’t know NLE was gay

by Cuzxo2Squinty December 7, 2019

call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017

Dick in a pussy

When you are having sex

I was made when my dad stuck his dick in a pussy

by Play toy June 11, 2020

Dick rider

Someone who is always up someone else's ass and does whatever they say

Dude john is such a dick rider for the Mayor doing whatever he says

by Papa_D April 11, 2023