tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
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Woah look a that douche. He's a real Mcqueaf.
You just totally Mcqueaf Day'd that interview.
His accent had just the slightest whiff of Mcqueaf.
That accents not natural hes mcqueafing.
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Total Mcqueaf Day.
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Did you just Mcqueaf?
Turn it down Mcqueaf Day.
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I just put my pants on like any other Mcqueaf Day.
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First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”
How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
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First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
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Every year: April 21
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
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