Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter

Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?

by Stepdad May 10, 2018

Dick Jacket

condom

Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?

by Yankeedoodle88 April 19, 2018

Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

seymore dicks

just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.

would you like to meet seymore dicks?

by outtheox July 22, 2023

Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

Dick twister

When you take a fat shit in ur girls mouth

Yo hie imma going dick twister ur mouth bitch

by Bigcuckdaddy February 15, 2019

Dick Head

A bone head chicken head turkey head meat head pig head lookin bastard who’s dick go so far up someone’s anal cavity.

You are dick head u fucker

by Bigjefcracks May 23, 2022