Kiss your crush day

It's the day when you can kiss your crush whenever you want

You:kiss your crush

Crush: what's that
You: it's kiss your crush day

by Tavamamma October 26, 2019

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"

"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"

by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025

Send your homeboy money day

this is on the 5th August of every year , it’s international

omg today is send your homeboy money day

by 1019marg August 4, 2025

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

your mom

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.

person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*

by roadtoad June 8, 2021