School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

School

School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.

Mother: Hello, sweetie, how was your first day of school?
First grader: Fucking kill me.

by Bubblebody November 1, 2020

School

School

A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .

I hate school its the worst place on earth

by life is a joke September 16, 2020

High school bitch

His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.

Hey Xav, you’re acting like a high school bitch

by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024

Monster School

1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.

2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.

Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away

Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.

by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022

Internet Marketing School

Another Name of Digital Marketing is Internet Markeeting, This means promoting any product or service with the help Internet. Internet marketing School Means a place that Gives Digital Marketing Training.

I have Took admission In Internet Marketing School and it helps me to understand the Subject in Great Details

by Internet Marketing School November 24, 2021

St joseph school

The worst f**ing middle school you could imagine. This school is basically like your back in the plantations in 1700. This school is like having a dictator as a principle. The teachers don't even let kids talk in the free time. If your thinking a bout going to a catholic school. Don't go to saint joseph. Unless you like being enslaved by a bunch of retarded teachers. Also GAY. ALSO HOMOSEXUAL.

Hey friend you want to go to St joseph school. Meaning want to go to a chamber that never lets you out.

by Fortnite skin December 20, 2021