Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

Twinkling your twakel

Busting your twat

Man he was twinkling your twakel

by Twakel king December 11, 2022

Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist

If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”

by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.

Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.

by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011