Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

suck my dick

when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021

Ah my kid is falling!

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

My balls

My balls are big and tasty

Wow, my balls are really good

by Biffy is gay December 19, 2021

Cry In My Mirror

Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.

Person 1: YOU MADE ME CRY IN MY MIRROR

Person 2: Dude take a joke

by idkwhattomakemyuser December 20, 2021

My puss

A way of greeting someone whom you share a tight relationship with. Synonyms include “bro”, “gangy”, “slime”, “my nigga” and things of that nature

“What’s up my puss”

by BigDickDavid1347 December 21, 2021

my puss

Use this word to refer to an individual whom you share a tight bond with. Synonyms include “bro”, “gang”, “slime”, “twin”, “my nigga” and things of that nature

What’s up my puss

by BigDickDavid1347 December 21, 2021