Heavy days

When you’re on your rag and it’s the heavy flow days where you always stain your panties.

Hey girl do you have an extra large tampon? I’m in my heavy days.

by Brizna B January 17, 2019

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

national sex day

on January 26th it is national sex day it is the day were you have sex for the whole entire day

hey you wanna have sex today it’s national sex day
sure when you wanna
right now and for the whole day

by One of his items but he is one January 19, 2019

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

smog day

A day when schools close because of smog or air pollution.

I'm so excited! The government just declared tomorrow a smog day! I'm going to play video games all day!

by Don'tKillBill January 30, 2019

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

national lil chubbs day

a day to celebrate lil chubbs birthday

fan 1: it’s january 31st you know what that means
fan 2: it’s national lil chubbs day

by lol chubbs January 30, 2019