National dumb fuck day

August 10 is a day to celebrate all the dumb's fucks on this earth by pinching each others nipples

Hey retard its National Dumb Fuck Day!

by Retardist February 10, 2021

National fuck boys day

the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls

yo it’s national fuck boys day it’s time to jack off cuz we’re not getting any today

by snoopyisgoat November 1, 2019

Nigga poo ass fuck

A word you

Nigga poo ass fuck

by Piss biscuit cum June 17, 2020

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

mother fucking prick with a small cock

a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis

Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.

by telling the truth November 28, 2007

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

by NiteKool October 10, 2008