Montfort Secondary School

The type of school who spends 1 million on a chapel despite not refurbishing dog shit in the entire school

man one: "ei where u study ah"
man two: "Montfort Secondary School"
man one: "damn"

by the letter H is superior March 20, 2024

school

hell.

its gonna ruin your life.

"what 'you doin tmr?"

"going to school "
"ooh, you mean hell?, i see"

by gottaloveglue December 16, 2021

st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022

First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.

Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.

by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

School

A place that can help you learn gives you instructions of how to live life gets you into good high schools and then good collages. Some people think school is a place to be bored but those people are not successful in life people who like school are successful. If you pay attention in school and get good grades you will be set in life forever.

I go to school to learn and be very successful in life.

by tftftggyggggg6ddfrd4edr March 22, 2019

Schooling

1. The act of teaching.

2. The act of intercourse between an educator and a student

My mom gave me schooling.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019