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self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.
I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.
by sepayne September 28, 2017
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Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet

If you read this ya you need to chill the fuck out and don't give a shitee.If you do care just don't save yourself the trouble of intensifying screaming like a little bitch you fk Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet.remeber chill the fk out and stop causing a karen attitude.
Friend:Yo bro why tf that guy has a dark auro surrounding him
Me:Oh his a little bitch born a bitch ass and will die as a bitch ass
Friend:Well Said
Me:I know haha the true meaning of a Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet
by BadComputer September 3, 2023
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My Self

YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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encyclopedia self destructigas

The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life
People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab
by FoxGuardJ May 17, 2023
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high on self esteem

A girl dressed and groomed at her 100% best possible outcome going to a fancy party.
She was totally high on self esteem no way i was going to convince her for a quick BJ.
No-one has ever got a alley quickie with a girl high on self esteem.
by estonico April 17, 2016
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japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!
by holysanta July 17, 2025
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Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
by anonymous June 21, 2022
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