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French Military Victories

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
by Mr Danish May 31, 2009
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Hung like a French man

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
by Batwen July 12, 2019
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She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob
"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
by Invisible hood July 23, 2016
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Bulgarian French Kiss

This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.

If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
by EhEsDeEf November 3, 2010
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French Dip au Jus

When a Jewish woman or woman of Hebrew descent, inserts a warm baguette into her vagina.
Did you here Larraine Rosenberg was found behind the synagogue enjoying a French Dip au Jus?
by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
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New Concord French Swirl

After a nice dinner at local favorite, Dairy Duchess located in beautiful New Concord, Ohio, The woman begins to give the male a blowjob until he ejaculates in her mouth (she can’t swallow). The male then lies down and the female shits in his mouth (he can’t swallow). After that, with their mouths full of the other’s fluids, they French kiss and make a New Concord French Swirl.
Patty and I got fucked up last night and made a New Concord French Swirl. Then we puked all over each other.
by SmellMyFingerrrrr June 27, 2019
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Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021
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