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Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed
by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021
mugGet the Shit Weedmug.

weed puffs

When you combine cocoa puffs and weed you get, WeedPuffs!!!!
Man, it's breakfast, but I really need to get high...

Ah man, just eat some Weed Puffs!!!
by RotaxHD March 1, 2015
mugGet the weed puffsmug.

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni
"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"
by beyondRussian April 6, 2022
mugGet the funny weed daymug.

Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.
"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"
by Crhubarb February 21, 2020
mugGet the Bum Weedmug.

weed eat

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.
by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017
mugGet the weed eatmug.

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
mugGet the weed farmermug.

Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog
Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee
mugGet the Weedmug.

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