The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
by GetPrankedFaggo April 3, 2017
Get the Window wank of faithmug. Inmate 1: Did you hear about inmate 3?
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank
by that_one_guy1 June 2, 2016
Get the wank n shankmug. The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
by McLoopster August 20, 2018
Get the Isaac Newton Wankmug. To masturbate
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
Get the yank my wankmug. by cumshotter June 27, 2022
Get the Wanking my Willymug. When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
Get the Wanking off a Smurfmug. When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
Get the Houdini bag wankmug.