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Rock, Paper, Vagina 

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.
Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."
Rock, Paper, Vagina by RQD2 July 7, 2010

nofuck vagina 

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!
"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

blubbering vagina 

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.
Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

deja-vagina 

When you are balls deep in a vagina and realize that this vagina feels exactly like your ex-girlfriends vagina
Dude, I was banging Laura last night and when I closed my eyes I had deja-vagina, I could have swore I was banging Brittney!!!
deja-vagina by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

Prison vagina 

When a man has a goatee and gives blow jobs in prison.
Man look at that dudes prison vagina. I like a little hair around my hole.
Prison vagina by Egwiz January 12, 2017

little vagina

Someone who doesn't know how to stand for himself. He is submissive ultra version of a beta male. He is shy and withdrawn in front of girls, probably because he is still a virgin. The complete opposite of an alpha male.
Marko is always dominated by Martin and everybody finds that extremely funny! Marko has long since come to terms with his fate as a submissive bitch who just can't fight back. He's a real little vagina and he knows it!
little vagina by Zagorje4ever November 10, 2020