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United States Soccer 

A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!
Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.

Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!
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A very strange name for someone that's actually really strange. Usually short which means usually angry. Despite that she's still cute angry or when somewhat normal. Her laugh is the best thing in the world and breaking her heart is a sin.
Person 1: Yo who's that person

Person 2: That's the best person/Unitee (Interchangeable) in the world
unitee by VLONETHUG SLAAT +**+ February 13, 2019

United States Begotten 

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
A religion which attempts to be all things to all people, but in reality turns out to be nothing to everybody.

The intentions of Unitarian Universalism are excellent, but it seems to lack any real soul or substance.
All the hippies & lesbians hang out at the Unitarian Church in my town.
Unitarian by J. Ackson March 21, 2007

united states 

why the united states owns:
best military on earth,
4th largest in land mass,
smartest people,
the fact that america started out as a group of rebels and is now the most powerful nation on earth,
we have the nukes!
if it wasnt for america, the world would be ruled by nazis,
football,
most of the worlds music is from america,
we MADE china redo their currency,
the most technically advanced ppl on earth,
if we wanted to, we could kick canada's ass,
best movies.

theres more, but i cant think of the right now
united states by frediopolis October 29, 2005
When someone, a guy or girl, has a unibrow and a camel toe.
Dude, did that chick you were hitting on was totally sportin the unitoe.
Unitoe by Donna Marie Jendritza April 17, 2010

United States of America

U.S.A

a shitty country with lots of debt and school shootings
Person 1: Hey did you hear that person is moving to United States of America?
Person 2: No, that must suck they probably got dared.