Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.
Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.
by crembo February 01, 2023
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Uncle vernand

The best son brother and uncle to ever live.
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Uncle Edward

It’s when a mexican emo femboy has gay anal sex with five different black men, a puerto rican boy, and a fat white discord mod. He gets mad when he doesn’t receive Tyrone’s big magicial drumstick and is constantly on his mexican dude period.

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Andrew was being such an Uncle Edward today
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Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.
GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!
by painbrain December 29, 2010
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Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"
by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017
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Uncle Harry's dog

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse
by Holdez January 12, 2022
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