kentucky tug-of-war

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.

We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

by Christrillion June 8, 2016

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose January 12, 2016

world war w

the war in which man battles the urge to whack off

you look like you went through world war w last night

by that guy sob October 4, 2013

World War 3

The long word of WW3. People are worried that WW3 will happen because of the russian-ukrainian war.

Oh great. World war 3 just started. time to hop into my furry bunker

by NokoDev December 11, 2022

YouTube Civil War

A fight that contains immature social media influencers who are not aware of the responsibilities that come with fame.

Omg have you heard the latest drama on the Youtube Civil War!!

by youtube wildfire August 9, 2017

Star Wars PFP

An empire that is beginning to arise in Tik Tok which is known for their goal to take over the app using Star Wars LEGO profile pictures.

Johnny: Hey man do you have a Star Wars PFP on Tik Tok?

Jack: Nah I rather Have a hot profile pic of me

Johnny: YOU HAVE MISTAKEN OUR POWER *slices Jack in half with lightsaber*

by Oop-ooP-OOP January 4, 2020

The great emu war

Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that

Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds

by ThatOneRandomFuckingIdiot January 29, 2018