Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021

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Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

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Good Night Tickle

A sexual act of someone giving a guy's testicles a kiss/suck.

Broo Julie gave my balls a nice Good Night Tickle

by Ghoul_Dragooon September 23, 2021

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Industrial Belly Tickler

a machine that uses humanpower to tickle the living shit out of your fucking fat belly so you feel some comfort while being a discord mod

Him: bro check out this new machine i bought from ikea

Me: What in the fucking world is that shit?

Him: It is the brand new Industrial Belly Tickler

by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022

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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.

My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.

by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022

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