Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

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Jimmies

A word to describe seminal fluid or masturbating

"There's jimmies on the wall!" or "Somebody jimmied in the bathroom!"

by ihavenomouth_andimustscream October 4, 2023

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Jimmy

Blamed on very much

who poop in my shoes IT WAS JIMMY

who poop in my shoes IT WAS JIMMY

by DIDI==&% June 14, 2018

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The coolest dude you could ever hope to call your friend. Straight up badass. Can pick up a dirt bike with 1 finger. Sometimes takes adds but actually doesnt need to because hes more badass than adds. Always has 5-100 girls to stir their guts at any given time and also to pay for his dirt bike payment. Usually drives a badass truck but sometimes has to drive the waggin.

Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.

Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.

Eric: dude have you talked to Jimmy
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.

Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

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