Take it easy, tiger

While having anal intercourse a girl/guy may say "WOAH TAKE IT EASY TIGER"

Mike; *Whips it out* "Let me get it in"
Bob; "Okay, but take it easy, tiger!"

by meowmeowmeeeow October 11, 2010

Taking a shit

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

by ToxjK December 16, 2018

Takes the cake

When a womans booty is noticeably big.

Joe:Damn look at that girls hot ass!

Sean: Yeah man her ass takes the cake!

Joe: Nah bro, her ass takes the whole bakery!

by Blondgirl90 October 18, 2016

Take it up the tailpipe

A phrase, typically used to taunt an opponent, often when the person using it is doing better at an activity than the target

take it up the tailpipe!!!

by t4ss4d4r April 28, 2009

Taking the skinboat to tunatown

A male having sex with a random female, not to be used with people in a relationship. Obviously skinboat means penis and tunatown is the vagina.

Kiran met a random drunk girl and got caught taking the skinboat to tunatown with her on the floor.

by MAN!!!!! September 6, 2006

take a b to the head

V. Smoke an entire blunt by yourself.

I'mma go home and take a b to the head, then fuck my bitch silly.

by Troy Dunn December 24, 2003

Take the children for a swim

Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.

He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.

Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.

by Leatherlaird July 4, 2009