by Colonel Kentucky May 7, 2010
Get the Double Down Sandwichmug. "I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"
by Bundlez April 13, 2008
Get the Nicaraguan Crab Sandwichmug. A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
by Muivirt August 30, 2006
Get the vertical bacon sandwichmug. A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.
When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009
Get the mike tyson sandwichmug. by Bill Transue May 16, 2006
Get the loose meat sandwichmug. Bill and Joe were carefully approaching Bob from each side of the bed. Bob, unaware, was now becoming a victim of a San Francisco Sandwich.
by Skamuf March 29, 2008
Get the San Francisco Sandwichmug. by big nig March 27, 2005
Get the Nigger McNigger Sandwichmug.