by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020
Get the russian claymoremug. When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"
GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
by ASND January 31, 2017
Get the Russian inquisitionmug. When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.
*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
Get the Russian fleshlightmug. A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
Get the Russian Teabagmug. Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.
Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.
by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014
Get the Russian Climbmug. A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025
Get the Russian breakfastmug. A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.
> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!
> ебать!
> ебать!
by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024
Get the russian mosh pitmug.