Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.

Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.

by DaEif January 8, 2016

White Russian Teabag

Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.

If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.

by Jennacyde Beach November 9, 2019

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Russian Oven

When you blow hot air in your Russian girls Vagina and it blows back the smell on your nose.

Brandon blew into Tanya's vagina giving himself a Russian oven

by blincheeke February 3, 2021

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023

Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context

"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."

by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022

Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain

Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga

by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018