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The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
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pirateability

The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.
Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.
by Becca~ October 15, 2007
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Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
by The mad header July 24, 2015
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pirate's slang

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
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Patchy the Pirate videos ๐Ÿ˜Š

SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.
Patchy the Pirate videos ๐Ÿ˜Š
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023
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The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"
by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021
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Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.
Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.
by cb757 March 3, 2024
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