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Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
mugGet the Bus Johnsonmug.

reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
mugGet the reinventing the busmug.

Jayden’s Bus is Here

This meme comes from a 2018 vlog by MindofRez where his younger brother Jayden boards a school bus and MindofRez says, “Jayden’s bus is here, woah.”
In late 2025 the clip went viral on TikTok, spawning edits that exaggerated the moment with music, effects, and jokes about the “short bus.”
Some viewers find the joke offensive because it seems to make fun of disabilities by using the “short bus” reference.
Person 1: “Bro, hurry up, Jayden’s bus is here!”
Person 2: “Nah, not the short bus again—stop playing!”
by da.biggest.b November 4, 2025
mugGet the Jayden’s Bus is Heremug.

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.
My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.
by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Bus Boymug.

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 18, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Bus Driver Handsmug.

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
by Kbdml March 19, 2022
mugGet the Baltimore Bus Ridemug.

Party Bus

"Last week Leslie had a Party Bus last weekend."

"Wow, she double fisted her ass?! That crazy bitch!"
by Silent_J8403 January 22, 2017
mugGet the Party Busmug.

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