n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 April 06, 2012
by Jerkette March 17, 2020
An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 06, 2018
"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take
"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks
It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face
It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general
In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks
It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face
It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general
In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017
A sick wheelie you pull on your BMX cruising down Sheil cos your so excited that you’re going to meet your dealer and finally get your fix
Lad 1 “Did u see Leanne fly past then lad! She was pulling the sickest Sheil Road Wheelie I’ve ever seen”
Lad 2 “ahhh she must be buzzing to get her fix the mad cunt”
Lad 2 “ahhh she must be buzzing to get her fix the mad cunt”
by LeanneTheBMXQuestMaster February 11, 2021